About So Much To Neigh
Howdy there, fellow animal enthusiasts and farm fans! I'm delighted to introduce you to our quirky and lovable bunch of misfits here at Five Points Farm- they all have SO MUCH TO NEIGH! This is going to be one wild ride as we dive into the daily adventures and hilarious escapades of our charming residents. Buckle up, because this blog is going to be an absolute rollercoaster of laughter and heartwarming moments!
Meet Our Herd

Meet Bugsy, our one-eyed wonder with a heart as big as his adventures! Bugsy is a charming mix, brimming with personality and a mischievous spirit. This rescue horse has an uncanny knack for finding trouble, but his endearing nature and good-heartedness make him impossible to resist. Whether he's trotting around the pasture or playfully engaging with anyone who comes his way, Bugsy is always a joy to be around. Despite his past hardships, this resilient boy has proven time and again to be a true companion, winning the hearts of all who meet him. We hope that you are captivated by Bugsy's charisma, and experience the joy of learning more about this extraordinary and lovable equine companion.


Meet Fernando 🐴: The farm’s resident "WannaBe" (because he wants to trust you but also keeps his distance). This rescue donkey has a past that’s made him a bit of a mystery—he's part cuddle bug, part "don't touch me!" Fernando enjoys peppermints, face scratches, and making dramatic exits when humans get too close. His best friend is Bugsy, and together, they’re the dynamic duo of mischief and silliness. But beware—Fernando will “cry” for attention, just not when you want it! 😉
Maverick 🐕: The German Shepherd with a heart of gold and a personality that could fill a stadium. He’s part protector, part mischief-maker, and 100% convinced that his main job is to keep everyone entertained. Maverick spends his days herding anything that moves (including the guinea fowl) and offering endless face licks. He's also the official snack tester.
Penelope 🐩: The Boxer with a bounce in her step and a bark that could wake the whole neighborhood (sorry, not sorry). Penelope is full of energy, always up for a game of fetch, and forever in search of a belly rub. If there’s trouble to get into, she’s first in line—but don't worry, she’ll make you laugh while she’s at it. Together, Maverick and Penelope are the dynamic duo of farm fun and furry chaos!

Teddy 🦜: The Moluccan Cockatoo with more personality than a whole flock of birds! Teddy’s not just a pet; he’s a one-bird circus act. He’s loud, rambunctious, and fully convinced he’s the star of the show (and sometimes, he is). When he's not performing acrobatics or singing at the top of his lungs, he’s plotting his next prank—watch out for your snacks! Teddy may be a little wild, but with his charm and antics, life on the farm would be way too quiet without him.
The Guinea Fowl Gang 🦃: Meet the farm's clown squad! These feathered comedians are always up to something—whether it’s patrolling the property like tiny, feathery security guards, eating bugs like they’re on a mission, or keeping us all entertained with their quirky antics. Led by Tyranny, the former chaser of humans turned affectionate fluffball, the guinea fowl are full of surprises. From their goofy sounds to their hilarious running style, they make sure there’s never a dull moment on the farm!

The Chickens 🐔: The true divas of the farm—feathers, flair, and a whole lot of attitude. Jovi, the rooster, tries to keep things in order, but honestly, he’s too busy preening his fabulous feathers. Meanwhile, Gus and Louis are the bachelor flock’s "free agents," living their best life hopping between the ladies. They may not be perfect at laying eggs on command, but they sure know how to make a scene! 🐣✨
Tommy & Kitty 🐴🐴: The ultimate BFFs, these two are inseparable, and we wouldn’t have it any other way! Tommy might have recently battled cancer, but he’s back and ready to take on the world with his usual charm (and a little bit of attitude). Kitty’s his sidekick, always by his side with her graceful elegance and occasional “I’m too fabulous for this” look. Together, they’re the farm’s dynamic duo: one is a drama queen, the other is the ultimate snuggle buddy. They’ll steal your heart, but you’ll have to ask Tommy for permission first. 💕